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I'm Hayley. I like to read ridiculously cute love stories that make me jealous and I'm obsessed with the idea of perfection

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internetexplorers:

I want to meet you guys in real life but I don’t want you guys to meet me in real life

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i-do-even-lift:

brittanakissed:

i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive

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itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

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oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

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socialteen:

It’s been almost 2 years since friday by rebecca black can you believe it

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omg-relatable:

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omg-relatable:

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tthisisexhausting:

my-twisted-fantasie:

my-twisted-fantasie:

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No idea

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

ive never actually seen high school musical can someone give me a summary

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relatablefangirl:

poking-roger-waters-penis:

freddies-beautiful-smile:

freddies-beautiful-smile:

Mother of god. My mom was trying to take a picture of our christmas tree. Being the troll I am, I kept photobombing. She had me sit down to stop and I threw my phone, knowing it’d never work. It worked. We have a picture of our christmas tree with a flying phone

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You guys thought I was kidding…

omG

it looks like it’s taking a selfie… #nomakeup #natural #xmas

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saddumbgirl:

idk if you say possesive things like “you’re mine” i get all melty and weird and will probably fall in love with you 

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