I want to meet you guys in real life but I don’t want you guys to meet me in real life
(via tobeleftoutinthedark)
i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive
(Source: bicorn, via wheniclosemyeyesipictureyou)
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
It’s been almost 2 years since friday by rebecca black can you believe it
(via pizza)
ive never actually seen high school musical can someone give me a summary
(via a-million-times-over)
Mother of god. My mom was trying to take a picture of our christmas tree. Being the troll I am, I kept photobombing. She had me sit down to stop and I threw my phone, knowing it’d never work. It worked. We have a picture of our christmas tree with a flying phone
You guys thought I was kidding…
omG
it looks like it’s taking a selfie… #nomakeup #natural #xmas
(Source: stairway-to-mercury, via a-million-times-over)
idk if you say possesive things like “you’re mine” i get all melty and weird and will probably fall in love with you
(Source: plantkitten, via a-million-times-over)
